13/09/2006
NEWS STORY
As we all recover from the appearance of the celebrity guest at the Italian Grand Prix - Bollywood star Gulshan Grover, better known to the rest of us a "who?" - Pitpass learns that no effort has been spared in the search for a major celebrity to attend the forthcoming China Grand Prix.
Sadly, Tony Davis, a regular in The Marlborough, is busy that weekend, besides which he doesn't much like Foreigners.
Furthermore, though he craves the publicity, London Mayor Ken Livingston is also busy that weekend, promoting a rally aimed at securing the future of the Cable Street Ohe Hano Ihu Ensemble. Good on yer Ken!
However, the good news, as Pitpass can exclusively reveal is that having searched high and low for a celebrity of Global relevance, someone that all of us can relate to, the organizers have invited that annoying kid from the Frosties advertisement.
We can hear the pre-race anthem now... sing up Max!
It ain't gonna be great
It ain't gonna be great
When Renault's innovations are ruled-out so late
It ain't gonna be great
It ain't gonna be great
When they penalize Fernando for making a wake
It ain't gonna be great
It ain't gonna be great
When the Kaiser is gifted championship number eight
I can hardly wait...
(Blame CB and The Mark)