There are some among us who wish to do us harm. They despise our wicked ways, our lack of honour, our lack of loyalty and faith, our lack of morality and decency.

After reading the Mail on Sunday, however, I think they just might have a point.

I refer to Angela Levin's interview with Michelle and Martin, or to put it another way, 'Woman E' and her husband. A right pair of moral bankrupts.

Despite being sympathetic to Michelle and Martin - assumed names, naturally - every time they open their mouths they dig themselves deeper and deeper into the stinking hole that is their own creation.

In short, M&M claim that there was no outside party behind the idea to set Max Mosley up in a sting which would result in his private life - no matter how distasteful to the rest of us - being exposed in the News of the World.

Forget about Max being set up by CVC, Bernie or a couple of the manufacturers in an attempt to win control of F1, forget about Ron getting his own back on the FIA President for the humiliation of the spay saga, according to M&M the sting was down to them and them alone, and the driving force was money. Isn't it always?

Having abandoned her leather and chains for Laura Ashley, Michelle (38) poses happily for the Mail on Sunday. She's a hard-faced woman, probably a pre-requisite for her job, and looks as though she's forever chewing a wasp.

The woman who suffered a panic attack on July 10th, somehow found the confidence to face Kay Burley in a televised interview for Sky News just two weeks later, and then meet The Mail on Sunday another week down the line. Camera shy isn't a term you'd associate with Michelle.

The day before she was due to give evidence in the High Court, her husband, who had been forced to resign his position as an Intelligence Officer with MI5, received a letter from his former bosses warning him of his obligations under the Official Secrets Act. "'I had another panic attack," Michelle reveals. Well, it's good to see the panic attacks - the first being on the day of the Chelsea orgy - haven't kept her off the telly or out of our newspapers.

It's a sorry tale, and I urge you to read it, though you might want a cleansing shower afterwards.

Michelle tells us how she left school in Birmingham at 16 with no qualifications, spent time as a hairdresser then drifted, until, aged 30, she was introduced to the wonderful world of S&M.

"I went on the internet and found other people in the scene," she reveals. "There are so many websites it was really easy. I also switched from being submissive to being in charge, and realised about seven years ago that I could make a career out of it."

Nothing gets Michelle on her high horse quicker than being described as a "hooker" or a "prostitute"; "I don't offer a sexual service," she insists. "Clients are not allowed to touch me." No doubt this means that M&M will be consulting legal advice regarding the many websites and newspapers - including the News of the World - which referred to her as one of five hookers/prostitutes present on that momentous day in March.

"I am just a normal mother of two doing a professional job," she tells us.